Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish...

...and someday, you will be a real book, too.

Okay, assuming most everyone has seen Pinocchio, we all know that's not how the line goes. Nevertheless, that's how life as a digital first author feels.

Digital first?? What's that?? I am so glad you asked. Before the advent of the eReader, being published was HARD. Like really hard. You had to sacrifice a virgin under a purple moon naked on the third Thursday of the seventh-year kind of hard.